A "BlueScreen" control for ASP.NET???

I noticed the following post by "LennyBacon":
"Please Wait - Building a WaitScreen control for ASP.NET "

I had to read the title three times before I realized it wasn't a "BlueScreen control for ASP.NET".

Hey - that's maybe not such a bad idea - a BSOD .NET System.Web.UI.UserControl class! Something in the vein of Sysinternals' "BlueScreen Screen Saver" perhaps...

A project for a rainy day, I suppose...